Tom delay

One of the biggest fuckers on the planet. Panders to the right and does not compromise with the left.

Hopefully, Tom Delay will be forced to resign.

by Alex April 30, 2005

Tom Holland

The most precious smol bean but also the sexist man alive

Tom Holland is a MAN

by quacksonlover August 11, 2018

Tom Cruise

Slang for insane, insanity, gone crazy.

Did you notice how Katie Holmes dissappeared from the world for two weeks? She's gone totally Tom Cruise.

by Horsiest Q. Ravishing July 19, 2005

Tom Foolery

Wreaking Havoc/causing general chaos/shennanigans, taking the piss, etc...

Boy that old Elvis he does nothing but Tom Foolery anymore, I tell you what...

by Arngrim October 6, 2007

Tom Grieve

A non-alcoholic mixed drink of diet coke/pepsi and grenadine. It can also be garnished with a cherry.

Is distinguished from a Roy Rogers by containing diet rather than non-diet cola.

"I don't always drink non-alcoholic beverages, but when I do, I make it a Tom Grieve. Stay thirsty my friends." ~Most Interesting Man In The World.

by sdfsghkj November 12, 2012

Tom Haverford

A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.

Tom Haverford: Lucy is my girlfriend...

by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010

Tom Saji

Someone who has been deported from every countrie in the world and lives underwater as an aqua gypsy because he can't go anywhere else

That bloke over there is a Tom saji

by Irish Gyppo November 1, 2018