Fresh Threads

A clothing company my ex-boyfriend started that, sad to say, has really really cute clothes.
He always had great ideas.
Hi Nathan! How's it going? You should call every once in a while. And hey, is FreshThreads.com yours now? I remember you said you registered the name but...it doesn't look like a site you would make.
Anywho, wirte back soon. I miss you.
Kisses, Kelly.

I have the absolute cutest shirt that Nathan handmade me. Its white with a ripped collar that hangs over my shoulder with black letering on my tits that says Fresh Threads with Nathan's smiley face in the middle. And on the other side is a personal drawing that I can't even show my mom or wear to school, but its hilarious!
Call me. Love, Kelly.

by Kelly K May 21, 2004

Thread the Needle

When a penis is inserted into the penis hole of another person.

Nilano: yo black man, can i stick my skrawny wiener into your large cock?

Black man: Oh sure Nilano, I have always secretly wanted you to attmept to thread the needle on me.

by Nilano April 14, 2008

Thread-Head

To have a someone give you head through your jeans, usually costing extra with a lap dance from a stripper.

Zac: Did you have a good time with Mercedes?

Mike: Hell Yeah, I totally got some Thread-Head!

by Zac123 June 14, 2010

thread

1> top notch; high quality
2> own

that game was thread kid

by THa ZiLLa February 14, 2005

The Sheep thread

A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!

damn this is so The Sheep thread

by Jesus August 15, 2004

THIS THREAD ROCKS!

Sarcastic comment on a thread that has degenerated from its orignal topic to flame wars, spam, and idiocy. See also I LIKE WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING.

crazyass: u moron linux is wayyyyy better than windows
HippieEater: You're a dipshit, I have no interest in getting Linux.
outofwhack: Hey guys wasn't this thread about help with an OS system and not what OS is better?
Admin: THIS THREAD ROCKS! *locks topic*

by OLOL August 7, 2007

thread-shitting

What golden canadian robots do on threads they don't personally like.

3PO: If it weren't for me arguing, this thread would die, so you should THANK me. It is definitely not thread-shitting.

by Thready January 18, 2008