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Englishish Teacher

"English" Teachers in a foreign country mainly in Asia who are not from a country where their mother tongue is English. They are some shade of white and somehow have their employer fooled that they are from North America, Australia, or the UK.
Student: Damnit, not another Englishish teacher.
Mom: You mean English Teacher right?
Student: No I mean Englishlish because he is not from America, Canada, UK, or Australia. He is from Belarus. Where the hell is Belarus!?
by ursaggybutt101 March 8, 2017
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Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.
“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”
by Fluffu_ December 2, 2021
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Kamikaze Teacher

a teacher who calls upon the class randomly when no one raises their hand.
Teacher;dont make me go kamikaze teacher!

-student raises hand-
by TheAwesomestGilbertOfPrussia February 14, 2012
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Grounded Teacher

Grounded teacher is colloquially for primary school teacher in Austrian English.
Bärbel is a grounded teacher in Vienna.
by Fridl April 3, 2023
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English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
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Teachers pet

A person who always snitches on you when you take a step forward at them or they challenge to fight you on a damn Monday or Wednesday. When you actually fight them, or actually touch them lightly, they will either:
Snitch
Cry to the teacher
and my favorite one..
Try to attack you but you KTFO of them.
This Teachers pet is so annoying! When will he ever stop picking and snitching on me??
by ValkDefNotFound April 26, 2022
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