Zui Suicide

5'0 tiny suicide girl, lauren watts started a website when she was 14 to post n00dz of herself.Slowly developped a fanbase, joined suicide girls. Got beat up in high school for dating girls. now works on trashylife with audrey kitching, posts her phone number for fans to talk.

Tyler is jelous of Zui Suicide's photographers.

by agagaga November 6, 2006

Suicide doors

Automotive doors that hinge from the rear edge of the door instead of the leading edge. They acquired the "suicide" nickname due to the fact that if the door was not fully closed and the occupant tried to open and reclose the door while the car was moving (which for some reason was once common practice), the rushing air would catch the door and pull it open violently, often pulling the person still holding the door handle out of the car.

Grandpa told us that Uncle Wilbur was run over after he tried to shut the suicide doors on his 33 coupe and was thrown out under a truck. He was never the same after that.

by frnkly December 28, 2005

Suicide wingman

Another term for "jumping on the grenade" or "taking one for the team".

To be the suicide wingman is to go for the token ugly girl in a group of girls, so that your friends can move in on the more attractive ones.

May strip you of your dignity.

Sorry Joe, I was the Suicide wingman last time. Its your turn.

by Burrywog July 4, 2010

suicide stick

slang for cigarette

Coined due to fact cigarettes cause a slow death.

"Hey can I bum a suicide stick?"

by Wolfey866 April 25, 2009

Failed Suicide

Physically the worst state one can enter. If pre-suicide is rough, failed suicide is rough whilst being assfucked by an Algerian named Requis.

Fuck I can't believe I failed suicide. Now I have to spend months of rehabilitation in hospital and deal with family and people judging me and just generally making me feel more awful I wish I was fucking dead.

by boshmi May 8, 2018

Suicide Mission

The Collector Base/ Ending of Mass Effect 2.

Commander Shepard didn't survive the suicide mission.

by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012

suicide sanchez

A Suicide Sanchez is when a male is performing the act of having sex with his girlfriend and at the same time sticks his finger in her ass. He then inserts that same finger into his own mouth.

After a night of hard partying and executing a Suicide Sanchez , Jt had to brush his teeth seven times and mouthwash eight to get rid of the funky taste in his mouth.

by Fudgestick March 25, 2017