Road Buffet

A female being eaten out while she is driving a motor vehicle;Female version of roadhead

It was her birthday, bet she got a road buffet from her boyfriend!

by Jakesleepy April 4, 2011

road frisbee

The preferred method of disposal for compact discs (cd's) that are either no longer playable or are unwanted, possibly due to the purchase of mp3 player, where one drives down the highway and chucks them like a "frisbee" out the window.

"Dude, since I just got my new ipod I got like 150 road frisbees! Let's go!"

The introduction of biodegradeable cd's would greatly reduce the environmental impact of the Road Frisbee Cup.

by leeleez0115 September 6, 2011

Road Face

A racial slur towards Chinese people used by black people. Roads are flat and beat tf up like A china’man face. I herd the phase originated from Phoenix Az, during an argument between an Chinese man and a Negro man. The Chinese man called the black man a nigger and the black man called the Chinese man “Road face” because the Chinese man face was flat and beat the fxck up like the road.

Yo china’man why you always talking some bullshit with yo Road face ass...

by LewDGreat January 5, 2021

Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises

Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands

by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016

road ants

normal people driving on the road who drive normally and not aggressively, drive boring cars and mind their own business

"My race car is broken, so now i have to drive the daily and be a road ant."

"I was stuck behind some road ants the other day, until I finally got a chance to pass them."

by iwishihadans2k January 8, 2014

a dark road

a 2021 album released by gideon gilmore, often concidered to be one of the best evermade

a dark road just got the album of the year award

by Massivedumptruckass May 25, 2021

Road Rape

The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.

My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.

Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.

by idontcycle October 20, 2019