going to the mall

Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you

"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"

In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given

by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

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Blue Mall

Another word for the Goodwill.

I got this shirt at the Blue Mall.

by Matthew Maggert December 17, 2008

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The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.

“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

by Lmaohi7 May 15, 2019

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mall madness

electronic board game involving a two-story mall made of cardboard and lots of skill.

"yo, sara, wanna play mall madness?"

"yeah, if you wanna get pwnd!!"

by mgsrj January 5, 2008

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Mall Grizzly

It's a bear that patrols malls, often catching bad shoppers and putting them in mall jails. One of many mall cop animals.

Ralph: It's been a rough day. The mall grizzly out here is really crazy.

Emily: Do you think we can trap them? We need some honey.

Ralph: No, mall grizzlies don't eat honey, they eat money!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 11, 2010

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