Carlin's Law

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

― George Carlin

You are an average person, be happy, according to Carlin's Law, it could be much worse!

by ruralnoob May 5, 2021

Ocean Law

If an item is in the ocean long enough, it's yours. You can do anything in the ocean.

Meanwhile in our beach school trip

My Crush: What do you mean I'm yours?

Me: Sorry dear, its the Ocean law

by 2434Fan August 7, 2021

Freddie’s Law

The rule in which “Bullying is fine as long as it’s funny.” Primary used to justify cyberbullying or making fun of someone

“I knoe he can’t control it, but Freddie’s Law means we can

by Timothy trim November 26, 2022

Jones' Law

If you believe in enough Conspiracy Theories then you will inevitably be correct about one or more.

Jones' Law is crazy! I can't believe Alex Jones was right about Epstien and the pedophilia ring

by RoiceX June 23, 2020

Ethan's Law

This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.

Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.

by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021

Well’s Law

When one offers a minor favor expecting a much larger favor in return.

I let Michael have a piece of my pizza and he demanded that I buy his entire dinner the next night... talk about well’s law....

by First class smartass August 29, 2018

Brown's Law

Brown's Law: As the actions of an individual become more absurd, lacking in common sense, or otherwise inexplicable, the probability that alcohol was involved approaches 1 (100%).

Invoking Brown's Law is often preceded by the phrase "Dude, hold me beer."

by WhereMuhBeer July 1, 2011