Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.

I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.

by Anal salad May 7, 2019

Pro Hawk

A type of hair style that is similar to a mohawk but is styled in such a way so as to be acceptable in a professional environment.

Perfect for ex-punk rockers moving out of their parents basements and transitioning into the work place.

Dude 1- "Bro, Chuck totally sold out- he's working for the man now"

Dude 2- "No way dude (1), Chuck still rocks out. Just check out his sweet Pro Hawk"

by VonWeismann January 18, 2011

low-hawk

A mo-hawk that is designed in pubic hair. Usually consists of a straight line from belly button to genitals. Also known as a "below-hawk" and "down-below-hawk."

Your girlfriend has a low-hawk.

by MikeHawire May 2, 2005

tsm hawking

Greatest fortnite streamer of all time

Person 1: I love watching fortnite!
Person 2: Are you watching tsm hawking?
Person 1: Of course I am!

by cheesythecheese March 13, 2018

hawking-up

An audible effort to clear the throat by expelling phlegm.

The café manager kept hawking-up as he had a heavy flu and it was disgusting because we were eating.

by Jobbing Man April 26, 2017

Banana Hawk

Extremely small and hairy chode1, that resembles that of a pigmy marmoset.

do you have a banana hawk?

by Judge Danforth July 1, 2009

Wiki Hawk

Frequently referencing Wikipedia while watching a t.v. show to find out interesting historical facts about the program's cast.

Surfing Wikipedia continually out of sheer boredom.

Ex. Tonight, while watching Family Guy, I was being a Wiki Hawk and found out that Seth Mcfarland used to be a writer for the cartoon Johnny Bravo.

by slipD May 16, 2011