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The Doctor 

He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful.
He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked.

He is a man who can change his face. He travels in his magical machine, through holes in time and space.

He is the Last of the Time Lords, from the planet Galifrey, a lonely angel, a wanderer. He is a man without a home, and is always searching for a companion.

The monsters and the doctor, it seems you cannot have one without the other. He is completely terrifying, but so, so exciting.
His name...is the Doctor.
The Doctor is rude and not ginger.
The Doctor by WHOligan May 12, 2010
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Greet the Day 

"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.
And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."
Greet the Day by Boatbutter September 8, 2008

Surfing the Desktop 

To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.
The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.
Surfing the Desktop by CD3366 September 5, 2011
Word of the Day on September 7, 2011

Hit The Deck 

To get the fuck out of the way; duck in anticipation of a projectile being launched at one.
Believed to be popularized by sea pirates, who generally told others to "hit the deck" when under attack from other ships.
Hit The Deck by Kanda February 1, 2008

The Doctor 

A mad man in a blue box. Loves bowties, and is obsessed with fezzes. Ironically, he has never been ginger, but is and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes, and dreamer of improbable dreams.
Amy: Where's the Doctor?
Rory: Trying on fezzes.
The Doctor by violeteyesadcw January 10, 2017

hide the duke 

When at a house party, Hiding the Duke is when you take a crap in the home owner's drawer, closet, or somewhere they won't look. Eventually the whole house will smell, but they'll be clueless as to what is causing the stench!
Duuuude! I left a huge duke in Leroy's drawer at the party last night!
hide the duke by Poopsy July 5, 2003

trial of the dragon 

What one should yell before delivering a kick to a person's crotch.
'Trial of the dragon!'
*crotch kick*
trial of the dragon by Dr.McLovin November 9, 2010