Tesla Shocker

“Two in the b-hole, one in the p-hole.”

A sexual act similar to the shocker, except instead of inserting two fingers into the vagina and one finger into the anus, two fingers are inserted into the anus and one finger into the urethra.

Elon Musk is about to be giving the Tesla Shocker to bitches on the hyper-loop.

by AnneFranksUncle September 5, 2018

tesla-flop

(verb) to say things about your own company that cause it to crash and burn.

Bro just tesla-flopped his company when he tweeted a bunch of fake shit.

by br00t4l September 29, 2018

Tesla tap

As soon as you see a Tesla vehicle, gently tap your partner and shout Tesla tap. It's a kinder, gentler version of Slug bug. If you Tesla tap, and it's not really a Tesla, your partner can Tesla smack you back.

When Hana and I were driving down the road and saw an on-coming Tesla model 3, she Tesla tapped me.

by eeveeniks December 17, 2018

templosion

A situation where one's temper explodes, or suffers an explosion and therefore a "templosion"...

After having hip surgery, Roy walked into a footstool and almost fell over. However, the stress of this minor event caused him to have a templosion for which he later apologized to his wife.

by k9backdoc May 13, 2019

Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

Temple of eye

Temple of eye is a tower that is in EGYPT and is on the dollar bill. used for the logo of "illumanati" but its for "god looking over you"

The Temple of eye is on the dollar bill

by Dawnshea October 12, 2019

teslation

A boastful act that inconveniences or discomforts others, as when a Tesla owner parks in an EV parking space and does not charge their vehicle, because they want people to know they don't have to.

My sister, in an act of extreme teslation, picked the biggest pierce of pie just to point out how much fatter I am than she is.

by JayneDough October 25, 2019