Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.
Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!
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Ted Dunn

Awkward kid that knows how to ruin a good time. Cant roll a blunt but loves ripping fatties. You can always find him on grenade patrol
Fuck Ted Dunn!
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Ted Dekker

Christian author who likes ripping characters hearts out. You might not survive his books, but but it will be exciting to see you go.
I like this character, too bad Ted Dekker is going to kill him in the second half, even if he is the main character.
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The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.
I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!
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The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect
by Kj7770 November 22, 2023
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A Ted Talk

A person that lectures or rambles continuously about their life or supposed subject of expertise.
Is she done having a ted talk, we want to checkout our items
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Tiny Ted

Tiny Ted bit my toes!
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