man talk

highly sensative and/or controversal information that if women hear their heads will explode

guy#1:Did you know Brett Favre is a blatant homosexual
guy#2:Yes, i have heard as much
unwanted female: What are you talking about?
guy#1: Dammit woman!!
guy#2: What did i tell you about trying to listen to man talk.

by Swedish Bob October 19, 2006

All Talk No Drop

Its when you feel like you have to take a big shit, so you pull down your pants and sit on the toilet, and nothing but farts come out. You leave utterly disappointed.

Brandon: "Hey how did your Epic dump go?"

Rick: "Aww man it was uneventful, no poop. It was All Talk No Drop."

by TheTEToffensive September 8, 2010

small talk

The act of supplying a person with irrelevant information about oneself in an attempt to appear friendly and normal to a person one is meeting for the first time. This practice I'd particularly important to extroverts (people who take pleasure in spewing random bits of their life stories at anybody who will listen,) who use it to try to judge and impress others with the ability to observe the weather and remember how many siblings they have. Unfortunately, these skills are widely regarded by introverts as both unimpressive and anyway pointless due to the fact that introverts and extroverts alike do not usually give a damn about how long their neighbors have been married and are not likely to remember unless their neighbors are close friends, in which case small talk usually isn't used anyway. Note: all people resort to small talk in uncomfortable situations.

Person 1: How was the new Star Trek movie?

Person 2: It was great except the people I went with have never even watched any other Star Trek before. Most of the car ride was awkward small talk.

by galaxyhiker May 18, 2013

cloud talk

saying things or planning things you dont actually intend on doing, often brought about by an extended period of staring at the various shapes that clouds make

in the simpsons, the bullies were making cloud talk about removing the head of the statue of jebediah springfield, but were mad when it actually happened

by hauntedfox August 25, 2009

Small Talk Walk

The art of increasing or decreasing the rate of one's walk in the office or parking lot so as to avoid inane conversation about the weather with fellow associates.

There were simply too many people in the parking lot to make his Small Talk Walk very effective.

by Shane Harris September 9, 2005

we need to talk

womens secret code for : haha sonny, you're fucked.

honey, about our relationship, we gotta talk.

by Jack White September 20, 2003

weasel talk

A backroom conversation that can be found taking place in a police facility (72 pct). A conversation which consists of spewing unconfirmed "facts", rumors, lies and flat out bullshit which angers, upsets and riles lawmen for no reason because its all a made up pile of horseshit.

Sal: did you hear that Meyer is having the mole rat, dress as a female pros, to go to the pocket park to try and sell his ass for a collar?
Gary: yeah nahh, that's weasel talk!

by weaselworm January 15, 2015