taint snarf

to violently bite the hairs off of a man's taint

Instead of shaving it, I'll just have my girlfriend give me a taint snarf.

by deadmansparty86 November 5, 2010

taint master

ryan rader

by sama April 28, 2003

taint stamp

placeing the space between you ass and balls, known as the taint, on another person, leaving a faint oder or in some cases visable stains

"that bitch passed out after three beers so i taint stamped her forehead"

by cdjp84 October 3, 2011

Taint Fucking

This is where you are fucking someone in there taint. Taint is located either below he/she crotch and asshole. Very orgasmable.

www.taintfuck.com Must i say more?

by AbeTaintFucks April 17, 2005

Taint Brush

A mustache.

That girl laid on a thick coat with her taint brush as she serviced me.

by bloatedyak July 29, 2009

Taint dragger

The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.

You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!

by JSS JAMES April 22, 2009

Taint Zapper

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.

Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.

by Nik Danger March 25, 2010