When you feel drunk, but it is too early to go home. So you go the toilet and throw up, and then you feel a lot better
guy 1 "im going for a tactical tjunder"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"
guy 2 "okay, hope you'll feel better"
10min later
guy 1 "YO, WE NEED MORE DRINKS IN THE BAR"
by Flexsis November 20, 2011
Security Forces member that always has more gear on post than he really needs but ends up using it at some point on post or someone who gives him a ton of shit for it and ends up needed it
Why does Tactical Timmie have all this fucking useless gear.
by Vindex447 March 03, 2017
When one is in dire need of a wank and only has short amount of time. Usually when one is soon to be in an arousing situation, or is simply in the mood but short on time. Usually not as satisfying and can result in dick burn.
by Jake C March 04, 2014
My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight
by Sleemron September 18, 2021
An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.
I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.
by Spartan Nickie December 21, 2016
1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
by Jakalbins November 24, 2019