sleepless in seattle

when you stick your erect penis into your partners mouth while they are asleep, then you plug their nose so they can not breath and wake up, when they wake up, you urinate in their mouth

i gave my women a sleepless in seattle for talking back last night.

by ghettothug1212 January 29, 2007

sattam

satan, constantly high and drunk, likes to drive when he's extremely fucked.
goes to court on a regular basis
wears his hat low to cheat on tests

"hey, that guy sure is sattam"

by meowcat11 December 22, 2007

scatter head

Shit for brains

Dion is a scatter head.

by 65799 February 6, 2012

Seattle "Trap" Bitch

A Seattle "Trap" Bitch is a woman originating from Seattle or surrounding areas that is above average in the beauty standards of Seattle; and is unfortunately single and in love with money.

Living in the city of Seattle (or the following cities: Bellevue, Redmond, Renton, Kirkland) she is often "Trapping" and doesn't have time to go out and meet "F@#kboi's", which leaves the men visiting Seattle (and the "F@#kbois") thinking that Seattle is full of "Basic bitches".

Visiting Friend: "Oh my...who is she?"
Seattle Friend: "Dude, I've never seen her before...she must be a Seattle "Trap" Bitch."

by LookdntU4eelStupid February 2, 2016

Seattle Sounders

An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.

"My favorite MLS team is the Seattle Sounders!"

by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal December 11, 2019

Dickless in Seattle

The extreme frustration occasioned by the inability to pursue the ample sexual opportunities in Seattle Washington.

Seattle is a place abundant in beautiful and willing women. You can imagine my frustration when I had a herpes flare-up and was DICKLESS IN SEATTLE.

by Jon Barleycorn March 14, 2011

Sattle

Slang shortcut for the city of Seattle. Just like Frisco for San Francisco.

I flew up to Sattle from Frisco last week for a medical seminar.

by Carstaires February 5, 2009