When in the middle of sexual intercourse one excuses themselves in the middle and switches with somebody else who is in or around the room who then finishes in your place. The Dark room switch is done in a dark room to avoid suspicion of changing partners.
When he failed to please his wife john payed a gigolo to do a Dark room switch to trick her into thinking he could satisfy her.
by vurrysorry November 05, 2009
The small buttons on IT station controls that allow switching from laptop to desktop as a source for the video projector
by Marcelload April 12, 2007
when you pick up a russian chick and you see she got a nice watch so you take her back home a stick her watch up your asshole and when she asks for her watch back you give you your watch and keep her watch in your asshole for at least another 7 and a half hours.
Dave: damn girl you be looking thick *notices her watch*
Katia: thank you, BT Dubs im russian
Dave: letssss gooooooooooooo
Katia: wanna smash
Dave: Aight
*they go back to Dave's house*
Dave: lets get right into it
Katia: *takes clothes off*
Dave: *takes his clothes off and bends her over and has rough coitus*
Katia: OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOooOOo that feels QUITE EXQUISITE
Dave:* pulls a sneaky and steals her watch and shoves it up his butt*
*5 hours later*
Katia: that was really nice can i have my watch back
Dave: no
*the next day*
Bill: whats up dave
Dave: i pretty good mate i just did a russian watch switch with this chick last night
bill:bro thats sick can i check out dat waych
Dave: aight *shows him the watch
Katia: thank you, BT Dubs im russian
Dave: letssss gooooooooooooo
Katia: wanna smash
Dave: Aight
*they go back to Dave's house*
Dave: lets get right into it
Katia: *takes clothes off*
Dave: *takes his clothes off and bends her over and has rough coitus*
Katia: OOOOOOooooOOOooOOOoOOooOOo that feels QUITE EXQUISITE
Dave:* pulls a sneaky and steals her watch and shoves it up his butt*
*5 hours later*
Katia: that was really nice can i have my watch back
Dave: no
*the next day*
Bill: whats up dave
Dave: i pretty good mate i just did a russian watch switch with this chick last night
bill:bro thats sick can i check out dat waych
Dave: aight *shows him the watch
by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 18, 2021
Referencing the hydraulic lifting mechanisms found mainly on Lo-Lo's, or low-riders, in a way that infers that one is soon to vacate an area in said low-rider; literally or metaphorically
by FREDROCK August 08, 2006
The act of taking a dump, then turning around and throwing up into the toilet, then sitting on the toilet again to continue your shit.
by Fernando Matino November 05, 2012
The newest member of the Nintendo Switch family, this time fully dedicated handheld unable to "switch" to TV mode. As a dedicated handheld based around handheld play, it is about 30% slimmer/lighter with an extra 30m-1h in battery life. It's also built more resilient, and without a plethora of features so that the Lite may retail for $199.99. These features include detachable joycons, HD Rumble, and the IR Camera. It will release in the colors Yellow, Gray, and Turquoise.
The Nintendo Switch Lite may seem questionable since it cannot actually dock to a TV, but it's great that consumers have more options.
by Zyeli July 11, 2019
When you say something in a sarcastic manner and someone doesn't understand you're being sarcastic, and starts arguing your very point in a direct manner. Then in turn you argue against your mutual point of view with them in order to further make a jackass out of them.
Works in a group of people who are listening and can laugh at them with you.
Works in a group of people who are listening and can laugh at them with you.
Sarcastic switch :
1. That R. Kelly guy really caught a lot of undue bs for pissing on that girl!
2. She was only fourteen! How would you feel if that was your daughter!
1. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!
2. You're a pervert!
1. Quit being uptight, Dudley do right!
1. That R. Kelly guy really caught a lot of undue bs for pissing on that girl!
2. She was only fourteen! How would you feel if that was your daughter!
1. Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed!
2. You're a pervert!
1. Quit being uptight, Dudley do right!
by RobdubyaRobdubya March 13, 2011