swedish rim job

gay guy licks in the inner circle around an uncircumcised dick.

Could you please quit snoodling with me and just give me a swedish rim job!

by Anna November 27, 2004

Swedish steamshovel

Well, a Swedish steamshovel is probably just the THE most hardcore sexual act there is! And I’d know, because just about every girl I do it to says they can’t BELIEVE I just gave them a Swedish steamshovel. They thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking SS. And they might have. But nothing could prepare the hottest, horniest slut for the visceral thrill of an SS served to perfection. Just throw out all of those other tame little sexual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. It’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the Swedish steamshovel type shit. God, I can barely even believe myself that I did it! Or rather, do it, on a regular basis!

Here, maybe this will give you a clue.

Dude 1: Hey man.

Dude 2: Ssup.

Dude 1: So, did you get that chick last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! I took her home and gave her a fucking Swedish steamshovel too.

Dude 1: No fucking way! That's sick dude!

Dude 2: Hell yeah! It was fucking awesome!

Dude 1: No way! You didn't really?!

Dude 2: Naw, man. I did.

Dude 1: Seriously?

Dude 2: Serious, man.

There. Now you pretty much get the idea of how fucking wicked it is.

by thev101 August 29, 2011

Swedish Fishing

The act of a man inserting a swedish fish into his dickhole, and then having his girlfriend proceed to sucking it out and shove it in her ass for the man to suck out

"I love the fruity flavor of Swedish Fishing in my mouth!"

by Benjamin D. Dover November 24, 2009

Swedish Fish

A code name for marijuana and Ganja!

Lets go get some Swedish Fish and get toked out are minds!

by A Grizzle September 5, 2007

Swedish Tan

A bad sunburn, tipically on a person with very light or sensitive skin.

My buddy forgot his sunblock and got one fucking painful Swedish Tan.

by InTheWoods91 September 22, 2007

Swedish Suicide

When a girl is giving you a bj and when your about to jizz you pull out and cum in her ear.

How about a swedish Suicide to end your troubles?

by Lt. Tig Ol' Bitties October 22, 2009

Swedish Corn dog

When one or more sexual partners' genitals are covered in bread crumbs or a bread-like shell. Also known as "getting breaded"

This can be accomplished by applying base foods such as peanut butter, jelly, honey, nutella or cheez-whiz. Bread crumbs should then be generously applied for best results.

Tim - Hey man why is your bed so messy?
Bill - I still haven't cleaned up after Swedish Corn dog last night

by WereHawk January 28, 2010