knit a sweater

A derogatory term used when talking to someone who is being depressing.

You dumb emo kid. Why don't you go knit yourself a sweater.

by Scarlet Starlet November 12, 2003

sweater

what every douchebag that lives in boston or likes the red sox wears. some of their names are todd, phillip, kyle, scott, cameron, and stewert. they like to trade sweaters just as much as they like recieving a birdbath. they think the whole idea of a donkey punch is a neat idea. they also love hot carl. their favorite baseball team plays in a rat infested shithole and they envy frozen ted. most of them are what u call a shit idiot. all the red sox fans wake up with krispy kreme on their faces.

if u see people wearing a sweater they are all red sox fans

by Steve February 12, 2004

Sweater weather gay

A queer individual who has an indie vibe and likes the rain

Elenna: see wearing my doc martens in the rain was the move.

Sophia: with that over sized sweater too... you really are a sweater weather gay

by Twobisexuals February 22, 2021

Gum sweaters

When you haven't flossed for a few days, leaving a fuzzy feeling on your gums.

"Ah man, my gums feel fuzzy."
"Oh, you have gum sweaters."

by thecrazymonkey June 4, 2009

Sweater Kid

A sextastic fiend of incredulous proportions! See also: Sex Machine.

Guy 1: I have wet dreams of Sweater Kid...
Guy 2: ...SO DOES GOD O_O

by Thedeadhead04 May 16, 2008

turtle neck sweater

when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on

The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.

by peter palmer February 11, 2006

Cosmic Sweater

Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".

I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.

by bjb5879 April 25, 2011