Smithbag

The same as a Mingebag, but more elusive and deceitful since they don't possess the whiny irritating voices that have become characteristic of minges. Smithbags find unstable servers on Garrysmod (or any DarkRP server), and get to know the players. They look, act, and sound like a normal player. And then, they bring the server to its *#&!@ing KNEES. This usually happens within a matter of seconds once the Smithbag makes the decision to crash a server. Common responses include, "Wtf lag?" "Whats happening guys" "Why wont my unfreeze work" and "ZOMG guys a smithbag is trying to crash the server ban him!!!"

Related- Smithcycle: When a Smithbag crashes a server and constantly reconnects so he (or she) can crash it as soon as it is up again. Rinse, repeat until bored, then keep doing it anyway.

Noun (Smithbag): "Man, I finally got Traitor and some Smithbag crashed the server. How do you even crash a TTT server? Fucking prick."

Verb (Smithbag): "Man, I took my build server offline because some Smithbag was Smithcycling it for 5 days straight. Fucking prick."

by kudokiller949 November 13, 2011

Smithering

To suck up to your boss when he looks like Monty Burns.

Pretty much what Hodgie does, usually with a wrinkly old dick hitting the back of his throat.

What has Hodgie been doing in Monty's office all morning?
Oh he's probably been Smithering again.

by the gypo May 23, 2018

Semitransexual

Is used when you’re sexually identified as a person of the opposite gender but you can’t do the gender transformation.

Daniel: I wanna be girl but my parents won’t let me do the gender transformation

Erick: Then you’re a semitransexual

Daniel: WTF?!

by Denomaid April 2, 2021

poop smith

one who's job includes working with poop

stinkin poop smith didnt give me my stinkin poop back yet

by Shaniqua Watkins June 10, 2007

Alex-Smithed

The act of replacing something you had that was good enough with something you believed, whether or not true, was better.

"That bitch done Alex-Smithed my black ass for some nigga with a gold grill and a fur house!!"

A: "They Alex-Smithed the head nurse?! But I thought she was doing a good job?"

B: "I guess the Doctors found someone else they believed could better suck them instead of just being a dick manager."

by Fobbies January 1, 2013

connor smith

He is a nugbot and he is my nugbot, so connor smith is defined as the most wonderful-est nug in the world, he also snores and kicks you out of bed when he's sleeping, so you can't share the same bed. He also eats fish, and wags his tail and barks like a cat when he's hungry. He can't dance to save his life, so no telling him to dance because he'll fail (bless him). He can run like a snail and eat people's toenails, he likes to fart while sleeping and accuses you that it wasn't him when blatantly it was. He laughs at people when they fall over and points to them and then copies them, because he thinks it's clever. He loves to wear shorts in the winter because it sets all the trends and he loves to wear sunglasses when it rains because everyone does. And that's the moral of the story, never believe the internet.

Connor Smith is the real donatello from teenage mutant ninja turtles because he's a computer wiz kid.

by Leighonardo February 7, 2015

Dusty Smith

An elderly woman's dehydrated genitals.
One who is fond of elderly women's dehydrated genitals.

"Mrs.Jackson might look like a 10, but she's got a bad case of the Dusty Smith."

"Ted's a bit of a granny chasing Dusty Smith."

by BBB.Man July 20, 2017