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Lightning Strike

Whilst taking a girl from the back, sexually, you reach behind your back with a tazer, tazing your penis. Simultaneously shocking the both of you. Done correctly, the lightning strike will occur at the peak of orgasm.
I need to get some D batteries at the store, Jan's coming over tonight and we're gonna do the Lightning Strike.
by Dwalan November 20, 2011
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Skunk Stripe

Whilst dumping a 2 foot log in a public toilet, the gently log gets jammed on the bottom of the toilet. The log breaks and on its fall it kisses the underside of the dumpers nut sack.
Jason stopped at Esso for a quick dump and got a skunk stripe for his troubles.
by Canesten Cream October 7, 2014
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Earn Your Stripes

When an individual does an exemplary job and their boss thinks they deserve a raise for all of their hard work.
Megan, you will Earn Your Stripes if you finish that job for me.
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Stripey Dave

A rare sub-species of IT guy. Often found in a makeshift lair under a computer desk, likes apathetic lions and striped shirts. Possessed of an inexplicable urge to feed people, possibly to keep them away from his lair.

Best known for dropping his trousers at random. There is no known correlation between these incidents and the number of people present.
Random person: "Holy crap! What's that guy doing?!"

Co-worker: "Oh that's Stripey Dave. Don't mind him, he does that a lot..."
by eBay_is_awesome November 10, 2010
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Striderian

Relating to the use of humor and irony to avoid conflict by passing any controversial utterances off as a joke. Derived from the character 'Dave Strider', a smart-ass cool-kid from the webcomic 'Homestuck'
But the issue with the “EVERYTHING IS A JOKE, AND DEEP AND MEANINGFUL AT THE SAME TIME!” Striderian philosophy of Hussie’s writing is not only that Hussie uses it to inure HIMSELF from criticism, but also that so very much of his fandom gleefully buys into it.
by ZapRat March 13, 2012
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Striper Method

The oral sexual act of a "69" only with the man on top.
Joe's wife was upset so his friends suggested that he climb on top and use the Striper Method to cheer her up.
by rgcbub November 8, 2016
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strike out on a bitch

To strike out on a bitch means to leave her ass like a sitting duck because you ain't trying to love her.
This bitch told me she loves me so I had to strike out on a bitch!
by BrokePimp December 11, 2017
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