stain

To come up, rob someone

MAN 1: I just came up!
Man 2: You stained dude didn't you!

by KingLloyd December 28, 2005

Staino

A smear of poop found in ones underwear, the bunghole having been improperly wiped after a previous gratuitous usage.

Damn! I did it again... I crapped in my pants.

by Andre Slovinchokov September 30, 2003

straight house

When ur parents aren't home and your ur side hoes are straight to fuck.

Jimmy had a straight house but didn't want to get semen on his walls again after last weekend with Kate.

by Alecmontoyasgiantshlong - Hunt May 28, 2016

straight queer

A person who dresses, acts and looks "gay" in the form of stereotypes but is straight or any other sexuality.

Nicki wears flannels and hoodies and never skirts or dresses, she's such a straight queer.

by the_kingsxx73 August 2, 2017

gettin' straight Carled

when you make a serpentine effort to ditch that one aquaintance that nobody of likes.

I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.

Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

dang straight

when someone says something and you agree.

That guy is like so funny and cool.

Dang straight he is!!

by Kimbery Tompsons March 7, 2009

Spider Stain

When a man releases his left over semen through piss onto a girls face

Girl: "Oh...my...god! DID YOU JUST SPIDER STAIN ME?"

Guy:" I don't see the problem. You threw up on my cock last week and at least there is some cum on your face.."

by nastynutsac June 8, 2009