by Mr. Hugh G. Rection_ October 21, 2021

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

by yesmaam122 September 20, 2020

by Lemon pepper7 October 20, 2021

He is a bald headed selfish man. Stephen will stomp on your heart and does not care how much he is loved he will have absolutely no shame in leaving you like you were nothing at all.
Wow Stephen is a complete asshole
by Nunyabiznas April 6, 2023

your typical horndog that likes corn dogs. he thinks he is sexy af. roommates with the holy ghosts evil brother. makes stupid rap songs at 2:12 in the morning.
by suaofjwkoqoqkdndksoqow May 29, 2020
