by Mr. Hugh G. Rection_ October 21, 2021

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH
Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.
by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

by fatkidneyboy August 26, 2022

A little drummer boi that sexually identifies as a greasy bag of garbage mixed with dog crap. He has a crush on a man named Randy Helton.
by Mrs steal your dad's cookies March 11, 2019

Stephen is a 300lb 5th grader who has this odd obsession with Wario and would always play “Wario” at recess but nobody knew what that was.
Stephen also seem to have committed the “ass ripping of 5th grade” incident. We don’t know when this happened, but it just happened.
Stephen also seem to have committed the “ass ripping of 5th grade” incident. We don’t know when this happened, but it just happened.
by WeehooIsBased May 12, 2022

Another name for Sticker's sarcoma. It's a sexually transmitted cancer found in canids. Basically, a tumor of the genitals in one dog about 10 thousand years ago mutated, making it able to live on indefinitely. Defined as a huge tumor, that’s a bleeding, cauliflower-shaped mass and the most attractive part is they're on dog dicks.
The Stephen herbits defined as a histiocytic tumor of the external genitalia of the dog and other canines, as the std that’s transmitted from animal to animal during mating.
by Yhcsfsgss July 2, 2024
