Stephen Rochford 

A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.

Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!

Stephen Rochford by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016

stephen mooney 

he is a very salty person very direspectful and loves eggs him and foskin are chums and bum eachother all day and him and his dad put eggs up eachothers ass

eyaaate stephen mooney

stephen mooney by mooneysegg February 28, 2017

Stephen Hastings 

A slightly less-common word for "Incredibly hot babe who also happens to be hot and chill. He wears the slickest clothes and eats at the chillest restaurants. He is friends with the hottest dudes. Imagine being anything other than a Stephen Hastings in 2018 LUL."

It is a less-common variant of the above, but still widely used in general speech.

That beaver is an absolute Stephen Hastings. Look at it roar.

Stephen Hastings by kitLUL May 4, 2018

stephen anthony 

a dude with a dig bick, also a guy that has a lot of garden tools if you know what i mean.

stephen anthony is pulling all the hoes.

stephen anthony by lkjlhmnbvpoiu April 4, 2018

Stephen Hawking 

Stephen Hawking, a theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and head of Cosmology at the University of Cambridge taught me one thing....
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.

R.I.P. Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking by A Muslim Cosmoslogist May 15, 2018

Stephen hammond 

A very skinny human and is bald tiny penis and has a face like a rat

ooo look overy there a rat

no its just Stephen hammond

Stephen hammond by peekos June 7, 2018

Stephen Mardis 

Is a cuck

That guy is such a Stephen Mardis

Stephen Mardis by NotRicco June 30, 2018