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by One Angry Brazilian May 7, 2018
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United States Marine Corps

Unlike what most people say it is not "better" than the army or any other branch. Each branch has it's on set of jobs and application in times of war. If the Marines were the best (as most military illiterate people think) we wouldn't need anyone else. Also the statement of them being the toughest is almost completely untrue. The statement itself is too ambiguous. Most recruits make it through Marine BCT while other branches have more strenuous training regimen than the overrated "Crucible".
Me- "I train everyday in hopes in one day being a SEAL team member. The dropout from Indoctrination through BUD/s and SQT is over 95% so I'm not going to slack on any of my preparation."

Common Marine Fanboy who scored 10 below ASVAB standard-" Weak ass fag I'm joing the United States Marine Corps! OoORAaHh!!!"
by Delta_Lead April 25, 2009
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United States of America

The best frickin' country in the world! and the only one that matters. So all you countries out there that complain about us, Shut your mouth cuz' we pay for your shit and we deal with all your BS.

Basically, everyone is playa hatin' because their jealous of the United States of America and most of all because, We run this shit!
Person: What's that piece of crap up North

Genius: Oh yeah it's Canada, the place that always bitches about the US even though we do all their shit!

The United States of America rules!
by TBurr May 31, 2007
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the united states of leland

best movie ever created, starring Ryan Gosling
omgz did you see the united states of leland?
yea it was s0o0o0o sad, omgz.
LETS OVERPOPULATE IT!
by alexis h. July 16, 2006
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StakeSex

To stab a person with a stake during or directly following sexual intercourse. Most effective when the intended victim is a vampire. Bonus points if you do it mid orgasm.
Damn, Russel just stakesexed that hooker!
by ACBia October 13, 2010
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United States of America

A country founded as a melting pot which became the most racist shit hole ever to walk the earth. One Hispanic alone will be made fun of by white trash goverment ruling mother fuckers. FUCK AMERICA.
Dude where you moving.
United States of America.
Don't, it's a piece of shit, move to Canada. No ones racist there.
I finally understand.
by A Rebel October 14, 2010
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United States Naval Academy

The singular place of education where you can empower the United States Navy to shove a million dollar education up your ass a nickel at a time. The graduates, frequently known as "ringknockers" proudly display their trophy in the most arrogant and assholish fashion possible, peering down their noses at people who were direct commissions or graduated from NROTC units at other universities nationwide. These people go on to lead what tehy consider to be elitist lives and frequently get their asses kicked at squadron parties by many an aviator.
"I graduated from the United States Naval Academy, class of 1998. Where did YOU graduate from?"
by Lieutenant Annapolis Sucks September 15, 2006
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