scrunt

the man glue that makes a 'wank sock' appear stiff

'why are your socks always so stiff???'...'why, because i use them to mop my scrunt up'

by jimbob brown April 24, 2006

Sprunt

Sprunt (n): a synonym for a dwarf or midget.

Sprunt (past part.): a further past tense of sprinted.

The sprunt gave Abe Lincoln an upper cut to the balls.

The hobgoblin sprunt down Arndt Rd.

by buster709 July 21, 2010

sprunt

Past tense of sprint.

He sprunt up the track like an escaped rabbit.

by peterbruce01 January 8, 2009

Sprunk

Caused by the effect of drinking but occurs when you drink so much that your beyond drunk but not spastic.

"Davo, had been out drinking all day and by 9pm fuck he was sprunk and by midnight he was spastic"

by Davros01 December 17, 2008

Facebook Sprung

When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...

Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!

Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung

by koolpool13 November 11, 2012

scrundlebungus

the ever popular stretch of skin linking the baby-batter factory to the brown eye.

If you use my toothbrush again, I'll give your scrundlebungus a good wholloping.

by Ronen Boyer October 4, 2006

Scrung

A noun for a reptile like creature such an a lizard or a crocodile.

Look at that scrung sleeping in the sun.

by shegbigleg March 21, 2019