A borough and suburb of the crime-ridden city of Reading, PA. Many of the kids here live in massive houses, drive really nice cars, and attend prep schools.
This town is comparable to Wyomissing, in wealth, however not in prestige. Like Wyomissing, however, the concentration of Jewish families is quite high. Consequently, the area seems almost infested with rich J.A.P.s.
Preferred developments include Green Valley Estates and Green Valley Heights, where you will see many astounding homes. The Heights are comparable to Wyomissing Hills as well as Drexelwood.
This town is comparable to Wyomissing, in wealth, however not in prestige. Like Wyomissing, however, the concentration of Jewish families is quite high. Consequently, the area seems almost infested with rich J.A.P.s.
Preferred developments include Green Valley Estates and Green Valley Heights, where you will see many astounding homes. The Heights are comparable to Wyomissing Hills as well as Drexelwood.
New Yorker1 : Why yes, our family has owned property in Sinking Spring for many years.
New Yorker2 : Oh really? Well my family recently bought property in Wyomissing.
New Yorker1 : Are you Jewish?
New Yorker2 : Of course.
New Yorker1 : Fabulous, darling. Now lets go charter a private jet to the Poconos.
New Yorker2: My treat!
New Yorker2 : Oh really? Well my family recently bought property in Wyomissing.
New Yorker1 : Are you Jewish?
New Yorker2 : Of course.
New Yorker1 : Fabulous, darling. Now lets go charter a private jet to the Poconos.
New Yorker2: My treat!
by LagunaGirl0000 August 11, 2005
by Shitty_G_yo January 09, 2017
Lets have a naked spring break.
by Deep blue 2012 March 23, 2010
( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.
Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America
by Sexydimma September 08, 2017
A Small town that has no street lights because the town is so small. No one walks the streets at night because they're so dark, and a walker could be axe murdered in the night and no one would hear them scream. Homes are spread 5 miles apart, uphill both ways, and it's a great place for Polygamists Cults to exist, and prosper, because no one would know that they practice there.
Newberry Springs, CA was also the birth place of the "Boysenberry" made by Walter Knotts. Mr. Knotts, of Knotts berry Farm, also restored Calico Ghost Town in Yermo, California.
There's also a ghost that resides in Newberry Springs, in the dry lake bed, that is said to be called "The Hatchet Lady." The Hatchet Lady caught her husband cheating, and in a fit of rage she lopped off his head with a hatchet, and then committed a gory suicide in the same swing of her arm. Adolescents of Newberry Springs take pig and rabbit blood and cover the walls of the Hatchet Lady's abode, and trick other Adolescents into believing the story.
Newberry is a bad place to live, and no one should consider moving there. If you live there, get out now.
Newberry Springs, CA was also the birth place of the "Boysenberry" made by Walter Knotts. Mr. Knotts, of Knotts berry Farm, also restored Calico Ghost Town in Yermo, California.
There's also a ghost that resides in Newberry Springs, in the dry lake bed, that is said to be called "The Hatchet Lady." The Hatchet Lady caught her husband cheating, and in a fit of rage she lopped off his head with a hatchet, and then committed a gory suicide in the same swing of her arm. Adolescents of Newberry Springs take pig and rabbit blood and cover the walls of the Hatchet Lady's abode, and trick other Adolescents into believing the story.
Newberry is a bad place to live, and no one should consider moving there. If you live there, get out now.
by sokennethwasall December 29, 2008
When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard
by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020
One of the greatest McDonalds of all-time! Great employees, yummy food, and fast service! It is known by those in the area as being the best in the business.
by SinkyMan69 July 02, 2023