dime slot

A very small vaginal orifice. One which even a pinky cannot fit through.

Dude! I could barely finger her last night. She has such a dime slot!

by Dime Slot October 1, 2010

Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011

sloth

A really old lady who live in their son in laws house and never leaves her room except to eat.

"God last time we were at my uncle's house there was this sloth living in one of his rooms and she came out only once to get pizza. and we were there for a whole week!"

by Mr. Jesus October 23, 2007

Slot Slut

When in a casino, you watch other players lose money playing slots. When they have had enough, you move in and take over their slot. Usually close to the jackpot the first person leave in a huff not knowing you were peering at them from behind the roulette table. Collect your winnings slot slut!!

Grandma: "Fuck, this slot machine blows!"
Sneaky person: Yes! She's giving up!
Sneaky person sits down at slot and wins. Therefore becoming an official Slot Slut.

by McMelody November 7, 2007

SlothJob

When a person has a serious hand deformity but uses it to their advantage in order to give an award worthy hand job. Normally the person suffers from Rheumatoid Arthritis or Macrodactyly.

Even though Monica's rheumatoid arthritis makes it look like she is constantly throwing up gang signs, I'm able to look past it because she is able to give a killer SlothJob.

by JKWeb August 5, 2011

squealing sloth

When you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your dick and balls to hang down. An unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets hit in the face with the flopping sack and cock, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.

Jim gave Sally a squealing sloth and she bit his dick off.

by Trombone, Rusty February 4, 2007

MUD SLOTH

A female/ creature from the woods that which is only soothing to the eye when heavily inebriated that feeds on the weak

I was so hammered last night I hooked up with a mud sloth

by cyscott May 26, 2010