spider sex

Sex that is so good that it causes you to get "caught up" with feelings, emotions, or attachment towards the other individual when originally, you had no intentions of there being any strings attached.

"Man, she was just another chick from the club. Then she put that spider sex on me, and now she's my girl!"

by laila070282 May 15, 2009

Douchebag spider

A spider which keeps coming back, even after several attempts of killing it.

Jake: "I killed a spider yesterday, but like a hour later it was back again."
Lenny: "Dude! That's a douchebag spider."

by Kaap February 7, 2010

spidering

When a guy cums in his hand, and shoves it up the woman's vagina. This is what spiders do when they mate.

Dude: I came before I could get it in, so all she got was a spidering.

by Trevor Aniston March 4, 2008

spider bush

a unkempt female pubic area;opposite of "shaved".

ishe wasnt expecting to hook up so she got caught with a spider bush

by jd July 13, 2004

spidergirl

When a guy cums in a girl's mouth and she spits it into her hand and then slaps it on his chest, usually while yelling "Spidergirl!"

"The blowjob was fantastic but after I came I heard her yell "Spidergirl!" and before I could move I had a red hand mark on my chest and jizz all over myself"

by Spidergirl1 August 14, 2010

soiler alert

n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.

This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?

Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.

by gnostic1 April 21, 2011

chocolate spider

Another name for asshole

"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."

by myopia September 19, 2009