cock slide

As Cameltoe Slide, when a women sits astride a man and uses his cock to slide deep between her lips, stimulating her clitoris.

"Last night my cock slide on Rob made me beg for more"

by Beneficiary August 15, 2007

solidly tipsy

to simply be at the perfect point of intoxication. Just at your good point, hanging out just enjoying drinking and being with friends.

"how was the beach house last night?"
"it was really great, just melo"
"did you get shmammered?"
"hah no we kept it solidly tipsy"

by holymoleydood July 30, 2009

Slide into the DM's

When you start a direct message chain on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter, with the hopes of acquiring the booty.

Shawn: Bruh, have you seen Aurora's Instagram lately?
Christian: YEAH! I'm about to slide into the DM's on that right now.
Shawn: She won't respond to you.
Christian: Check it.
Shawn: A successful slide.

by Dr.Business May 20, 2015

New Jersey Slide

A very quick change of two or more lanes on the highway, generally causing severe body roll to a car.

Your going to need to do a mean New Jersey Slide to get off at this exit.

by Bob Growler January 1, 2009

Slidfickle

A euphemism for masturbation with lubrication.

Friend 1: Dude, I just found my dad's old porn magazines
Friend 2: Oh yeah?
Friend 1: I bought some lube and had the greatest slidfickle ever.

by enitnelavllij October 22, 2009

slide jockey

A teacher that reads soley from powerpoint slides without any attempt to actually teach. Has no originality whatsoever.

WHAT THE FUCK GOMEZ!!! can't you do something other than read from those god damn slides you fucking slide jockey. jesus i can read myself!

by gomezathon March 2, 2010

sliding sloppy

when you shit so bad it gets on the seat, and you slide off onto the floor

JT hurt his leg, he went sliding sloppy off the toilet seat at wendy's again, and his mom got shit on her hand trying to pick him up

by D the M February 20, 2011