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by Prowler August 22, 2003

Sofia

girls impressions of her are that she's the hilariousest person ever! half woman and half alien queen, she is very sexy and cute! she likes abercrombie and makes the cutest faces!

Boys think she's totally kissable and cute.

Little do they know that she dyes her arm hairs every full moon and picks her nose frequently. She has extremely fungal toenails!

Sofia is such a creeper.

by beachic April 6, 2015

Sofia

A bad ass bitch who is talented af but is a mean ass hoe.

Ohh shit look its sofia

by Gayhoewhosptobablybisexual166 December 6, 2019

Sofa Balls

When an obese man has a very small penis and large balls (usually larger or cancerous). And the tiny pecker sits on upon the sofa of balls paling in comparison to the balls. Possibly with a cocacola and some potato chips.

Alex has sofa balls.

That pecker is sitting on some sofa balls.

I dont know why your mad john. Your small penis sits luxuriously on those sofa balls.

by kittwinder April 13, 2010

Sofa King

1. An adverb used to stress the cool factor of something. (so fucking)

2. A noun meaning the bomb.

1. John: (Pulls up in his Pimp My Ride car)
Paul: "Damn John, your new street car is sofa king sweet!"

2. Paul: "Now you have the sofa king of California!"

by Eric N. September 1, 2005

Sofa Cru

a gang of students from Esher College who "frolic amongst the couches" listening to cheesy pop on the telly. Consists of the coach cru, croydon cru and busted cru bu most importantly the fun cru who are the best and therefore hated by the most jealous, boring sofa cru members.

"*tut* you're SO immature Aiden/Lorna"
"he wasnt CHRISTENED Boris!"

by Mingle Me May 15, 2004

sofa shagger

when some one shoves there penis into a sofa as a form of masterbation,

"did you hear about joe morris", "no what ?", " he told me that he shaggs his sofa every night" haha what a sofa shagger

by foggy123 October 18, 2010