When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.
Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.
by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025
Get the credit carding the soapmug. A way to discribe the interst you take in something, the way you might take interest in a soap opera can explain how you view some other interaction. It could be overhearing a conversation, watching others from a window, following a tabloid publication or a public personality. Given how the platform for communication has become the enormity that it now is, our ability to view has amplified and those sqare eyes that those of us were promised if we sat too close or watched too much TV has become a thing of truth as the world is viewed through a screen. The affluent would view their theatrical experiences from the boxes through opera glasses. The multi platfomed entertainment/media allows us to peer through into places denied us in prior times. So our ability to view life down the lense and how we view what we see in a certain respect can be viewed as seeing through or wearing soap opera glasses
Depp v heard! I eggerly awoke each morning to tune in and follow the Depp X Heard trial, watching every live stream through soap opera glasses.
by Mistress Scarlett March 9, 2023
Get the soap opera glassesmug. What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Semen Soapmug. by soapmactavishsdickrider November 16, 2023
Get the soap mactavishmug. by toiletsoap May 30, 2025
Get the toilet soapmug. 1.Someone who is close enough to pick up your soap when you guys go into jail together.
2.Or just picking up each other's soap.
3.Or your(in the context that you are a guy) male bff .
4.Or gay.
Bromance, yo.
2.Or just picking up each other's soap.
3.Or your(in the context that you are a guy) male bff .
4.Or gay.
Bromance, yo.
1."Yo man you know the nelly guy? he my soap buddy when we were in jail. "
2."We grew up together he's my soap buddy. "
3."Arrgghh i want him to be my soap buddy so bad "
2."We grew up together he's my soap buddy. "
3."Arrgghh i want him to be my soap buddy so bad "
by DizzyDazzle April 30, 2014
Get the soap buddymug. by chomumandem March 30, 2022
Get the soap fellowmug.