Wish List Shopping

One who e-shops but only adds the item to their wish list instead of their shopping cart.

This is done more often when alone and poor.

Similar to window shopping.

Other usages of the term include Wish Lister, Wish Listing, and Wish List Shopper.

Betty: Hey Sally, we're going out tonight wanna come?

Sally: Sounds like fun but I'm broke so I'm just gonna stay home and do some wish list shopping

by distraction_camp October 10, 2009

shopping bulemic

A person who shops obsessively and then returns everything. The buying or binging brings the "high" or emotional rush, and the returning allows them to still pay the mortgage.

Stacey trips me out, she is such a shopping bulemic. She shops and shops and shops but never keeps anything. Wal Mart is so gonna ban her from the store.

by Tina Ballance April 20, 2008

big sloppy shoe

someone wearing the most hidious pair of chunky out of style shoes.

old school platforms

by Adriana October 22, 2004

The Sloppy Whopper

When you sneak up on a friend and try to stick your penis in their mouth while they are yawning without them noticing. in a perfect scenario you get the victem to choke. Bonus points if you can sneak the balls in there.

i was just sitting there.. and john caught me with the sloppy whopper!

by stan harris March 28, 2007

Sloppopotamus

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus

Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus

by NewfieKane March 14, 2011

home shopping network

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.

I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.

by Deezy June 24, 2003

milf shopping

v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.

When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.

"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"

"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"

by Will Lawrence December 7, 2007