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What's her snatch

Referring to a woman whose name you can't remember. A crude but endlessly more enjoyable alternative to "what's her name" or "what's her face".
I saw that girl from the station the other day... what's her snatch... you know... with the blond hair and purple sex toys
by vulvatronic October 29, 2010
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Snatch Face

Any man who's facial hair resembles the pubic hair on a woman's vigina. Usually total douche bags trying to be creative with their beards.
James thinks his gotee is cool, what a Snatch Face!
by Coy Peterson July 14, 2005
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Snatch

I snatched the bag and ran. That girl has a big snatch.
by Malaya0669 March 20, 2018
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Snatchosaurus

(n.)
An extinct large reptile that once room the Earth during the Jurassic Period. They are thought to be the pussiest of all dinosaurs and were normally dominated by the Kockasaurus Rex.

It is known to have a long nagging mouth that would never shut up till the K-Rex came along and told the cunt to shut the fuck up and fix him his dinner. The Snatchosaurus is known for having a large gaping vagina that was constantly ripped to shreds by all of the dinosaurs, even the Chodedactyle.

They are also known to gather around the nest and watch the young, usually forming together to talk of nonsense till a nearby Trianaltops overhears and comes to give the whores a ass full of shut your fucking mouth and then put them back to work.

But there is one time of the month when they make even the great K-Rex himself hide away. Known to be the most fiercest of dinosaurs during this short period of time till it wears off only to reoccur till they finally fucking die.
Dinosaur 1: What u do last night?

Dinosaur 2: I ran into a couple of fucking Snatchosauruses and told them to get back to the fucking kitchen and fix me up a nice tub of fried chicken and Koolaid.

Dinosaur 1: Damn Straight.
by Obama Mogdan February 2, 2009
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snatch napkin

A snatch napkin is a tampon, so named because it soaks up blood in a snatch (snatch being slang for vagina) like a napkin soaks up spilled juice or soda on a table.
guy: yeah, I gotta stop and get some snatch napkins for my girlfriend.

male friend: Why does she need snatch napkins? She IS one.
by TurbulentDay August 26, 2010
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snatch-bar

1 An open-all-night vaginal box-lunch with built-in beverages and tits-to-go.
2 A location frequented by willing titwhores, such as a club or a Blow-'n'-Go.
3 An adult female's genitals as snackfood
1 I'll be chowing down on HER snatch-bar soon as I get her pants down past my face!
2 That Blow-'n'-Go is the best snatch-bar in town once all the titwhores drain out of the stripclubs!
3 I'll be dining at the snatch-bar and chasing it down with pussy-juice, Gentlemen!
by Professor G December 9, 2008
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snatchbox twenty

the act of placing all ten fingers and ten toes inside a woman's vagina simultaneously.
your mother's pussytwat is so big i had to snatchbox twenty her just to get her off.
by Jameeja June 29, 2009
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