P1 we have get a new toilet
P2 why
P1 because I took a smash poo
P2 what the fuck is a smash poo
P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet
P2 why
P1 because I took a smash poo
P2 what the fuck is a smash poo
P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet
by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022
Get the Smash poomug. What are you doing?
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.
by The Clever Linguist May 17, 2014
Get the Taco Smashmug. The act of punching your girl in the face, slamming her head down, then proceeding to have anal intercourse with her.
by exonautic October 15, 2014
Get the The Mogar Smashmug. A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
by wetfart July 31, 2014
Get the smashed clammug. Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times
by LBBB October 14, 2016
Get the tram smashmug. Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.
She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Smashed Yammug. When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.
Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
by Adi R. April 22, 2019
Get the Thanos Smashmug.