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Smashing Trash

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.

*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?

Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 1, 2018
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Thanos Smash

When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.
Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
by Adi R. April 22, 2019
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tram smash

Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times
Damn, look at the state of that tram smash over there.

Wow, doesn't he/she look like a tram smash.
by LBBB October 14, 2016
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smash Bird

to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates
smash birds are go
by SMASH01 December 6, 2011
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Smashed Yam

When your girl squats her fresh booty yam over your face and gives it a ride.
Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.

She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet
P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet
by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022
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Sam smash

When an Italian kid gives oral to a chick and shoves his cock down her throats until she starts choking. Then the Italian kid says in a sexy voice, you like the Italian sausage huh. Then cums in her throat and let's it drip out of her mouth
Oh that girl that was with me last night, yeah I gave her a sam smash
by anthon shamal April 23, 2017
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