Skart 

1) to sneakily take something

2) to "bum" an item off someone
3) to travel as distance quickly

"I started a chocolate bar from the store."

"Can I skart a smoke?"

"Let's skart over to the liquor store"

Skart by fairyfart44 July 2, 2024

Skirt Sneeze 

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.

"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"

Skirt Sneeze by Boo, Jhigga July 14, 2024

Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.

I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird

Skirt shuffle by Dabslevent May 10, 2024

Skert 

The reaction to a unexpected event, creature or occurrence.

Person: "God that was unexpected, i was skerted!"

Skert by justanelephant May 13, 2024

Skirt 

When a person dates someone of the same sex to give the appearance of a homosexual orientation but is actually a closeted heterosexual.

In this context, the term "skirt" is being used to describe a man who dates another man but does not identify as gay. This usage mirrors the slang term "beard," which refers to a person (often a woman) who dates someone to conceal their true sexual orientation. Therefore, "skirt" can be defined as follows:

**Skirt:** A term used to describe a man who dates another man to give the impression that he is not gay, despite his sexual orientation or attractions. This term parallels the slang "beard," which describes a similar dynamic but typically involves a heterosexual relationship.

Skirt by Skirt man June 8, 2024

skirrt and squirt 

To go on a drive with friends that then leads to the sexual act of intercourse the leading to squirting

I went for a skirrt and squirt with my friends Racheal, Jack and Joel

skirrt and squirt by Thewankbank754327 February 4, 2025

Skart 

When someone shits, pisses, and farts at the same time while watching skibidi toilet.

Oh fuck, James just skarted!

Skart by brazenbullvictim March 11, 2025