Texas Ski Lift

When your wife punishes you by lifting your dick up from behind you

Last night, my husband came home late, so I gave him a Texas Ski Lift

by Waterboy10 September 20, 2012

Scandovanian Ski Goggles

Placing your ballsack on the eyes of someone.

I was taking a nap and woke up a nice of scandovanian ski goggles on my eyes

by Shamile meckalekam July 11, 2020

Frozen Ski Pole

Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift

dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.

by bighead912 January 9, 2012

3M Ski Pole

One man sitting between two other men while jerking them off at the same time. The physical motion is reminiscent of down hill skiing. The 3M refers to the act being done with 3 men.

The best 3M ski pole I have witnessed was when my boyfriend was jerking my bother and his best friend off at his birthday party.

by Twoeightylover November 28, 2022

sloshy ski trap

girl bent over while riding skis and giving anal then pouring maple syrup on her butt

sloshy ski trap

by smailliw January 16, 2014

Alaskan ski mask

When a female masterbates with icy hot In extremely cold weather

Yea dude I saw Karen doing the Alaskan ski mask last night on the porch

by RocoReTaRd December 1, 2019

Norwegian Ski Pole

Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.

"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"

by AppleCartJack February 7, 2017