silent fart

when you're listening to music on your headphones and lay one, and you can't hear it. Then, people look at you liek you did something wrong, but you don't know why

today i was on teh subway, and then i silent farted and everyone looked at me.

by casey simons April 18, 2006

silent killer

a fart(release of gases from ass) that is unheard but smells mad bad.

oh man, someone let out a silent killer!

by BuG October 21, 2003

silence

A very gullible canadian who falls for everyones tricks.

Quba: Silence, I can't make the match tonight, I have to go to the winter olympics. Silence: Are you serious? Im gonna go reschedule the match.

by Mike March 13, 2005

silent majority

The imaginary friends of people who don't want to recognize they are fringe crackpots.

Of course the Earth is flat, and the silent majority knows it's true!

by Bill Nada July 26, 2020

silencer

A handful of toilet paper quickly thrown into the toilet bowl before doing a shit. This is especially useful in a public toilet, to spare your cubicle neighbours and your own embarrasment.

Oh man, I heard that! You should have used a silencer!

by GutterFish November 25, 2007

Silent D

slang term used in parts of North Carolina to describe someone who is ballin 24/7

(ballin - (adj) - the act of being fly

(random hobo) - "hey can i have some money?"
(Silent D) - " NO YOU GODDAMN HOBO LEAVE ME ALONE, IM SILENT D!!"

by Evil_Jesus April 2, 2008

Silent Copilot

When you are having sex in a bed where there happens to be a third, non participating party, who silently observes. This person is often a pedal steel player.

When we shared that hotel room in Fayetteville, Wes ended up as my silent copilot.

by HorseManHorse March 25, 2011