shorny

The state of being sleepy and horny at the same time.

When I woke this morning, I was pretty tired but I also had a massive boner. Guess I was shorny!

by shornyinthebigapple February 11, 2012

Shone

combination of "shit" and "phone". this is used to describe a shitty phone. Such as a phone that misses calls and then has a voicemail out of no where. or a phone that doesnt get texts until hours later. a Shone is a noun but can also be used as an adjective.

N: "dude why didnt you text me back last night?

::dude's phone buzzes::

i just got your text NOW, thats why. what the hell! i have such a shone"

Adj: 1.that cell is very shone
2.this new cingular model is red and shone

by Benjaminraphi October 7, 2007

Shone

combination of "shit" and "phone". this is used to describe a shitty phone. Such as a phone that misses calls and then has a voicemail out of no where. or a phone that doesnt get texts until hours later. a Shone is a noun but can also be used as an adjective.

N: "dude why didnt you text me back last night?

::dude's phone buzzes::

i just got your text NOW, thats why. what the hell! i have such a shone"

Adj: 1.that cell is very shone
2.this new cingular model is red and shone

by Benjaminraphi October 14, 2007

shorkey

There is only one of them, and he is asian. While people may make fun of the way he talks, there is no denying that he is the shizzle!!!

I ate carn this marnin' for breakfast.
Mielk- need I say more...

by someone who plays ping pong a lot... February 17, 2005

On The Jersey Shore

people that go to the jersey shore and live there and kings and queens

Yo Man Were on the jersey shore

by this girl on tonya 98 March 2, 2010

Shonnelle

Un-attractive, impatient and annoying.

Stan: How was the blind date last night?
Dylan: Oh my god, dont even start, she was a shonnelle
Stan: oh that sucks!

by Wowzuz July 6, 2010

shornem

A woman. it Is a mix of “foenem” and shordie

“Is it chill if I bring a shornem with me bro?”

by alecgooding November 18, 2023