shampali

an invalid ship

"shampali is the worst and most invalid ship to ever exist."

by shampooz August 17, 2022

Schemple

To define an object,liveforms,or genitalia that is "schmeeply"

To schmep or not to schmep

Its so Schemple and smelly.

by Dirty Danno II November 15, 2022

Shampoo Donkey

A large elephent, typically with a #76b129 tip. Can be found "Jacking Off" during a school shooting.

Oh my gosh! Theres a Shampoo Donkey!

by COCK MUNCHER 374 December 13, 2022

Shamp

when you sneak up behind your friends and mess up their hair while yelling “SHAMP!” it’s most often done in public.

why is your hair all messed up?
“because Jessica Shamped me at walmart earlier :(”

by shampmsster3000 February 8, 2023

Shampain

Shampain means Shampain

me: I'm in Shampain

by Joorgan mother February 26, 2023

shampoo barrel

When you’re in the barrel of a wave (that is a hollow hole while the wave is crashing over top of you down the line) but the barrel is just big enough for you to fit through, nipping/washing your hair like it’s shampoo

Announcer: “O’Brien in the wave looks like it’s gonna be a close out JUST makes it with a shampoo barrel ”

by Ayeeeedee May 18, 2023

Shampooed russalo

When you premature a polish brunch.

Totally Shampooed russalo with a Dirty Austin last night.

by Snedely McSaggins May 27, 2023