On your sheets A place where many things happen, if that's watching pornagraphy or the new sex education on Netflix these sheets have seen and been through some really fucked up shit.
by Yourmamagay February 5, 2020
Get the On your sheets mug.When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"
Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).
(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).
(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)
by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024
Get the Kicked the sheets mug.1. When you want someone in your bed for as long as it takes and then you no longer want them in your bed.
2. The millennial equivalent of "hit it and quit it".
2. The millennial equivalent of "hit it and quit it".
by whoDunnit2 October 5, 2020
Get the Sheet it and Yeet it mug.Men decide attraction in one column: hot or not.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
Women use an entire spreadsheet. Every action gets scored: texting consistency, hygiene, tone of voice, how he treats waiters, whether his shoes look dusty. Attraction is a cumulative total. One wrong move and the formula collapses. Basically she gets the final "ick" and once women get the "ick" there's no going back. Your chance is gone.
He was cute, but his emotional unavailability ruined the score. Excel sheet attraction error. Deleted.
by thevellikudi November 7, 2025
Get the Excel sheet attraction mug.Sara sat on the toilet with her ham and cheese sandwich. 'There's nothing quite like sheeting' she thought to herself as she took a bite of her sandwich and pushed out a little turd. A look of peaceful contemplation crossed her face as she closed her eyes and slowly chewed.
by WangmasterFlash September 19, 2024
Get the Sheeting mug.an, often, half asleep motion in the sheets that resembles a the makings of a snow angel and is made by a person lying faceup in the bed and making sweeping motions with the arms and legs while searching for a phone.
My phone was going off in my bed but I couldn’t remember what side of the bed I put it so I made sheet angels to find it.
by Jeromeerome May 8, 2024
Get the Sheet Angels mug.The crusty sheets smeared with the dead remains of a once thriving little army of soldiers on the side of a mans bed, where he wipes his hands after masturbating and not having a towel nearby.
I was staying at my mans place last night, and totally grabbed his sheet fleet when I went to adjust the sheets.
by Swanee June 15, 2018
Get the Sheet Fleet mug.