Sheet Karate

Putting your morning wood to good use. Jerking off while still under the covers.

I woke up this morning with a raging hard-on, so I thought I'd practice my "Sheet Karate."

by scottie don't76 January 3, 2007

you are sheet!

Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

by Bizzlefoshizzle February 3, 2004

sheet slayer

A guy who wakes up the morning after hooking up with a girl to find a blood stain on his bed.

"James found out he was a sheet slayer the morning after he brought Meagan to his room."

by jadaal21 January 25, 2009

sheet cred

Respect between writers, or of readers for a writer, based on the quality and substance of their writing. Amount of writing published or number of copies sold can be, but isn't necessarily, a factor, as quantity is not always indicative of value.

I don't care how prolific he is or how many copies he's sold, James Patterson has no sheet cred. He's good at driving plot, but that's about it.

by formicah February 21, 2011

Sheet jumper

A thirsty female who masturbates using her rolled up sheet.

She hasn't gotten laid in so long she's probably on that sheet jumper status at this point.

by MC.bambi25 December 27, 2014

Sheet Swallowing

A common form of BDSM where the male ejaculates onto the bed sheet, then proceeds to shove the ejaculated on sheet into her mouth using his penis. She then sucks the semen off of the bed sheet.

Natalie and her boyfriends favourite thing to do in bed is sheet swallowing.

by Corbinbigdick March 9, 2015

Sheet

Verb: To Sheet
Recency: New - Age of Remote Working, Screen Sharing

An act by which you accidentally leave your Screen Share, or Camera on and embarrassing activity may be seen - such as masturbating, watching porn, or bad mouthing working colleagues.

Usage:
1: Oh no, did you know John SHEET himself - he left his camera on and wanked onto a teddy bear.
2: Haha, Sarah left her screen share on, and slagged of her boss and other people message here. Everyone saw it. It was so embarrassing. Can't believe she SHEET herself.

by Gridder June 17, 2021