shtallion

A guy who tends to hit it off well with the ladies (including but not necessarily limited to sexual experiences); a BAMF; an all around champion of the male race

I just built a vibrating recliner that has a built in refrigerator that controls the TV through though farts." "Wow, guy, you're a shtallion.

by OZwald13 August 11, 2010

SHTMF

Say Hi To My Fist

Devin: You know you suck at fighting? Anyone could beat you in .005 seconds
Me: SHTMF.!
Devin: Huh?

Me:*Knocks Him Out*

by EpicTweetyBird January 1, 2012

Shtensticle

Putting your left testical inside the vagina of a lady

"She was trying to get me hard but I wasn't getting it up, so I Shtensticled her to keep her occupied"

by JP887 February 21, 2014

shtooper

An uncool person place or thing. One that isn't retaining to anything you or someone important is doing.

Wow he is acting like such a shtooper.
I'm to busy to handle with that shtooper.

by Idiomatic April 25, 2015

Shtuff

I different way of saying "stuff"

Hey wanna come over and do shtuff?

by Indominus Rekt em May 9, 2018

Shticky icky

A stupid way of saying marijuana

Pass me that shticky icky

by skinnyalienboy December 14, 2018

shtooped

"Shtooped" : Acting like a fucking retard, out of character; A state of being, a.k.a. "Fucked in the head"

"Homie", you seriously considering dating that one??? What are ya, SHTOOPED?

You texted WHAT to your girl, to you're SHTOOPED!

by Shannyobrien January 13, 2019