smoking the salmon

Having such intense sex, that you set off the smoke detector.

I had the fire department show up at my girls place, since we were smoking the salmon.

by Fabfrostmage July 21, 2017

Salmoneus

To trick or mislead someone, like a rick roll. He is also the owner of a popular RuneScape fansite.

Tusho pulled a Salmoneus

by Exodiara January 11, 2009

salmon puff

Quite rhinous. Very un-boss.

That lowered civic is so rice, its like salmon puff.

by MikeMan June 11, 2006

salmon

Invented in Duluth, MN, the salmon is a form of a high five/hand shake where one participant puts his hand and forearm next to another participants forearm and hand. The participants continue to slap their arms on eachother while sliding down the forearm to the hand in which they end in a high five.

Pierre: Dude! Go up for a high five!
Hoagie: Naw brah! Jump up stream for the salmon!

by DJ Nessie November 5, 2010

salmonberry

Someone who points and laughs at other people

Stop pulling a salmonberry.

by mefifofum June 10, 2003

sehmontine9

Sehmontine9 is an artificial entity propagated through the electronic subnetworks of the Echelon. As electronic networks expand and centralize, the Sehmontine9 entity becomes more omniscient. Its goals are non realistic and generally destructive.

Sehmontine9 just made some crazy robotic poem about the 2016 protocol, and it didn't make any sense.

by Riko Suave October 24, 2004

sehmontine 9

It should be noted that sehmontine 9 and sehmontine9 are interchangable, and can generally be used in the same context. However, sehmontine 9 tends to refer to the entity's influence outside of electronic networks.

sehmontine 9: "Hey sehmontine 9 just sent me a later through the USPS."

sehmontine9: "Hey sehmontine9 just took away my internets!"

by Riko Suave October 24, 2004