Shitting time

When one gets accustomed to a time consuming activity (e.g. going to the gym, learning a language, ect.) a then quits. That person is then shitting time, because they now have so much time, which was previously unavailable to them.

He recently stopped boxing so now hes shitting time.

by Krmic February 1, 2014

Shitting me down

When a girl/guy is shutting you down but literally sending you the shittiest text messages.

Fuck! I thought this bitch wanted my D so bad, but she's shitting me down right now

by sidenote72 January 14, 2015

scottingale

When you are gambling and lose a hand, immediately triple your bet in attempt to win it back and profit. Originating from the martingale probability theory.

Fuck the dealer got blackjack, next hand scottingale it!

by hiddencowboy March 7, 2015

Scriffing

The act of dragging the edge of a piece of paper across the up of a dick... With the hole.

Fuckboy: Oh shit, my girlfriend got made at me and scriffed me in the night. Fuck it hurts. I hate scriffing.

by Frozen112 May 13, 2015

scrottling

The act of throttling another person with ones a scrotum.

"He was doing my head in that much, I gave him a good scrottling to shut the little twat up"

This guy was doing my head in so I ended up scrottling him to shut the little twat up

by Moxford Dicktionaire June 14, 2015

Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.

Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits

by _Jacques March 28, 2016

Shitting on my plan

When some idiot decides to run your plans for the day.

Dad stop shitting on my plans !

by Jaunito_ July 18, 2016