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scitzopsycosis

I very serious mental illness. Usually the person with the illness will see walls having conversations with each other. There is no cure.

Anyone with the illness must commit suicide emediately.
I just found out i have scitzopsycosis, i better take a whole bottle of sleeping pills, and fall asleep in the bathtub.
by Dr. James Fitzgerald August 20, 2008
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Scissorsed

An action word, to be annihilated by marijuana.
Man, I just got scissorsed by that hookah.
by Psychopathic March 29, 2009
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spitsonhisowndick

A fun loving guy! Down for whatever, whenever. A rebel at heart. He gets the job done no matter what, and basically if you’re in the company of a Spitsonhisowndick you know you’re in good hands come hell or high water. He’ll give you his all, but at the same time you don’t want to cross a Spitsonhisowndick. His grudge might be seemingly harsh at first, but he’s always willing to forgive. A great friend, an even better boyfriend (if you’re a girl) and a real free-thinker. He’s usually shredded to ribbons, and loves to party and be social. You’ve known people all your life, but still, you haven’t lived till you met a Spitsonhisowndick.
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by fogie13 February 3, 2010
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Scissorbird

A mysterious bird that appears with the sole intention of chopping your dick off. Known for it's famous call "CAWWW! CAWW!"
"Dude, we went hiking last week and Craig got attacked by a scissorbird! Now he can't pee."
by Johnny Facepalm December 6, 2012
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Scissor Gypsie

A person who trims marijuana with scissors and lives in another area. Transient worker in the marijuana industry.
Today while I was in town , several Scissor Gypsies had their signs up looking for work.
by Dane Bread April 24, 2015
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Scissor Stop

"You just scissor stopped me!"
by YumYumJuice September 29, 2015
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Scissor Gang

A gang of strong independent black women who don't need no man! Specifically golf players or any BOY. The gang just initiated its newest member, Cait.
Ever since I joined scissor gang there is no going back.
by Jdhhdbdhd January 4, 2016
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