When a man goes to urinate in a toilet, and rather than urinating into the toilet bowl, the stream is split into 3 separate streams, making it impossible to aim. The end result is urine everywhere and much cleaning up to do
Only once have I ever had the legendary experience of Satan's Trident, and I had to quickly jump into the shower so I didn't cover the floor with piss.
by Note-To-Self February 28, 2018
Get the Satan's Trident mug.A description given to describe evil thoughts, bad thoughts common to all people. To describe anger/rage/depression.
It's like as if, when you have a bad day, and you're angry, or life just isn't working out and you feel like harming yourself. Or you have thoughts of tricking people, being mischievous for your own gain from their loss. Just thoughts in general most would wish they didn't / shouldn't have.
When consumed by the aforementioned thoughts the word Satan was given to describe that sometimes over-whelming feeling. Everyone has those thoughts and feelings at some point or another.
When you're just 'filled' with that anger, you could almost describe it like something entered you, you weren't yourself. Satan was the name given to that fictitious entity. At least in the books of 'Job, Matthew, Mark, Luke'. Some of the other books seem to take him as a literal / physical entity. The whole definition of it seems to become skewed throughout the passages referencing it.
It's just human beings having evil thoughts, thinking of doing bad things; Not wanting those thoughts, as a form of coping with those thoughts, they gave it a name, and that name is Satan.
It's like as if, when you have a bad day, and you're angry, or life just isn't working out and you feel like harming yourself. Or you have thoughts of tricking people, being mischievous for your own gain from their loss. Just thoughts in general most would wish they didn't / shouldn't have.
When consumed by the aforementioned thoughts the word Satan was given to describe that sometimes over-whelming feeling. Everyone has those thoughts and feelings at some point or another.
When you're just 'filled' with that anger, you could almost describe it like something entered you, you weren't yourself. Satan was the name given to that fictitious entity. At least in the books of 'Job, Matthew, Mark, Luke'. Some of the other books seem to take him as a literal / physical entity. The whole definition of it seems to become skewed throughout the passages referencing it.
It's just human beings having evil thoughts, thinking of doing bad things; Not wanting those thoughts, as a form of coping with those thoughts, they gave it a name, and that name is Satan.
I stubbed my toe, then Satan entered me, I felt really angry, wanting to destroy that table. Satan tempted me to do it! But after the pain receded, Satan had left and I was no longer angry and glad I didn't break my table.
by 0th Dimension February 7, 2019
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Get the Satan’s Fountain mug.When you soak your scrotum in a mixture of jalapeño juice, Buffalo sauce, cayenne pepper, and red pepper flakes. The mixture will make your bean bag hotter then hell itself. Then you have someone climb on top and go for a ride. Thus burning their coochie or anus.
“Dang bro I soaked my balls in jalapeño juice and then this chick hopped on top and said her coochie was hotter than Satan’s Bean Bag”.
by DadKum69 March 31, 2021
Get the Satan’s Bean Bag mug.A Agnostic-Satanist is a person that is Agnostic(not really caring enough to go into religion or not really knowing what to believe) and a Satanist( someone who worships or praises/likes Satan/the devil/any forms of the devil more then god/jesus/any form of a god and follows and goes against the 11 Satanic rules of the earth, 9 satanic sins, and 9 satanic statements) at the same time, however they only somewhat believe in any form of god, the devil, Angels, demons, etc, but cannot prove their existence and show hard solid proof that they exist/existed, and doesn't care enough to find a way to prove it, doesn't feel the need to prove it, doesn't have the time to prove it, etc.
by K4!10V3SC10WN5 September 7, 2022
Get the Agnostic-Satanist mug.1.A pie made, with Satan coming out of the core. Or resembling Satan.
2. Evil Pie.
3. Satanic Pie.
4. Very good to break awkward silences.
5. Good to be said randomly.
Created by myself, Eddy, and Jazzame in St. Judes Parish Center.
2. Evil Pie.
3. Satanic Pie.
4. Very good to break awkward silences.
5. Good to be said randomly.
Created by myself, Eddy, and Jazzame in St. Judes Parish Center.
1. Wow, that was crazy Satan Pie. It was yummy and evil.
2. Oh my god! That is Satan Pie.
3. AHHH! Satan Pie is possesed!
4.
1: Hi...
2: Hi...
1: >.>
2: <.<
1: Satan Pie...
5. SATAN PIE!!! MUAHAHAHA!
2. Oh my god! That is Satan Pie.
3. AHHH! Satan Pie is possesed!
4.
1: Hi...
2: Hi...
1: >.>
2: <.<
1: Satan Pie...
5. SATAN PIE!!! MUAHAHAHA!
by The Melinator July 26, 2006
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People who arent afraid to admit that they have urges and needs that are "devilish".
They are their own god and rule over themselves. Its up to them what is right and wrong and don't let restrictive religon guide them.
People who arent afraid to admit that they have urges and needs that are "devilish".
They are their own god and rule over themselves. Its up to them what is right and wrong and don't let restrictive religon guide them.
Bob: Did you hear that Rick is satanist now?
Cindy: yeah, he didn't like it when his old church was telling him what not to do.
Cindy: yeah, he didn't like it when his old church was telling him what not to do.
by KatieeexMatieee October 4, 2008
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