Satan Was A Christian

Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.

"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 30, 2023

satan's wax

When hot water meets cum

I jerked off in the bathtub and made satan's wax

by Boogman69 November 29, 2020

Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022

Satan Head

Getting really rough head from a girl because she is super "horny".

Girl got horny, gave me satan head. Hoe went Emily Rose tried to break the bed.

by Blitzthe6x6 October 23, 2011

Satan's fart

When you let the smoke sit inside the bong for too long and inhale it later, therefore burning your throat.

I didn't clear the bong on the first hit and Satan's fart burned my throat.

by BellaDonna420 February 20, 2017

Satan Chocolate

A common term for a Justinian SHIT.

Man, Justin just had some satan chocolate.

by DoctorLongDONG April 13, 2009

releasing satan

another way to say farting

sam keeps releasing satan!
I was trying to flush out the satan

by darstar November 10, 2003