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Sam

Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.
I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!
by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019
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Sam

Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous
He is such a Sam.
by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018
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Sam

Sams a gay kid who plays to many videogames and doesnt go outside or take showers
Sam doesn’t take showers so smells like shit
by Shmeasy June 13, 2019
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Sam

An Arab with soft nipples wo likes to eat dogs and thinks that Jack is thick
Jack: hey Sam
Sam: u thick, let me tap that
Jack:NOOOOO!!!
by Doonie Van October 17, 2020
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Sam

A 46-year-old man with a 4-ton dick.
And he sells sandwiches to pedophiles.
Hey Sam, Can I get a number 3 with mayo, please?
by FECKULOL August 4, 2019
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Sam

A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.
by Turner4 March 19, 2013
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Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
Sam is a Gay Cunt
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017
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