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Sam

by Thiccsexyboi May 2, 2018
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Has large boobs and small heart. Buddy needs some blistex. He is a boy not a man he is smol and bad at hocki, do not even tri to go for him becus he onli goes for amish ladys, he is rassist and last of al. Haz a thai knee dik
Susie: oh my god Jared broke my heart, he also haz smol dik and ugli Amish gf now
Raspberry: he’s such a sam
by qhqhqqhhqhh May 2, 2018
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An Arab with soft nipples wo likes to eat dogs and thinks that Jack is thick
Jack: hey Sam
Sam: u thick, let me tap that
Jack:NOOOOO!!!
by Doonie Van October 17, 2020
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This is a unisex name so people often say "Wait isn't that a guys name."

Normally very organized however sadly wreckless.

Quite the academic achiever but when it comes to general sense she lacks it.
Although she focuses on her grades she believes that she isn't pretty.
She is very independent and has a stubborn mindset about not being in a relationship.
Sam is very smart
by xx_s.tae_xx June 18, 2017
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Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
Sam is a Gay Cunt
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017
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Somone who generally can’t spell nuke
Wow Sam is a retard
by Backstage November 25, 2017
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ugly girl that likes mason she is so horny for mason. She has a fucked up lip and she is so nasty she is so fat no one likes this ugly hoe
by gaige forrest March 7, 2017
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